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24.02.2018 1

Funny yom kippur


Cessation — Talk is cheap, but stopping the harmful action shows a true commitment to change. It is usual practice to build and decorate the booth sukkah. All the mitzvot that God commanded us on [Yom Kippur] are designed to remove, as much as possible, a person's relationship to physicality, until he is completely like an angel. On Yom Kippur, we restore our priorities to what really counts in life. Wishing you a meaningful Yom Kippur! This rejuvenation of purpose entitles a person to special consideration and forgiveness. And in the opposite scenario — if the patient refuses to eat despite doctors' warnings — then we persuade the patient to eat, since it is possible that his judgment is impaired due to illness.

24.02.2018 1

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Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion. Posts which result in harassment of any individual, subreddit, or other entity may be removed at the moderators' discretion. Mang June 20, at 4: We won't remove posts where the humor is crappy or unfunny that's a subjective judgement , but every post must make at least some attempt at humor. Click on the report button, and send us a message with a link to the comments of the post. Tommy July 8, at 6: They could NOT sing well.

24.02.2018 1

Frown quotes funny


When getting older you stop paying that much attention to insignificant details and start measuring things, choices and possibilities in terms of their long term potential. You empowered us With the power of knowledge You motivated us With the best tutelage You helped us move ahead With unending motivation As a leader and a human being You are a true inspiration. He will be transferred to the head office of this company. Quite the contrary, it distracts you from the pain and takes your mind off tiredness and straining exercises. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight; I never forgot it. If his transfer become in my hand, I never let him go. Funny Cartoons can bring a smile to even the worst day.

23.02.2018 1

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This line by Achmed which, fittingly enough, is funny enough to close his act with Achmed. We know that our faith sometimes has been used as a wedge to divide us, but we also know that with a big God, with a loving and forceful God, if we unite in his name, we can finish his work on Earth. The notion that as a consequence of that [ Congressional] authorization, the president can continue down a failed path without any constraints from Congress whatsoever is wrong and is not warranted by our Constitution. But on the other hand, all wounds are bad, and all wounds suck. He knows the choppers are coming.

23.02.2018 1

Funny retirement plaques


These books, given to me by my management and administration colleagues, represent a monumental collection of Irish Literature, which I will enjoy now and later May your retirement be the best days of your life. I will never forget all the things you have taught me whether at work or in life. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement. If you get bored, you know you can call and hang out with us. Hoping your retirement brings you all the best things in life. Wishing you a long, happy, and healthy retirement.

23.02.2018 1

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A multitude of repairs were going to be required and that it was not going to be cheap. V8 Exhaust Complete rundown on my current exhaust from headers to tips, includes the biggest photo of the underside of a Soarer ever! I have completed a lot of trips now since you worked your magic and it is now a pleasure to drive, better than it ever was from brand new. Most to say, so far am very pleased. I purchased one from Chip Tuning and fitted it up on the weekend. We have taken the vehicle back to DTS every km on 7 separate occasions since the original work was completed because of a reoccurring issue — white smoke bellowing from the exhaust!

23.02.2018 1

Funny australian political quotes


You deserve to live a little. John Howard becomes leader of the Opposition, presenting a new threat to Keating. It has support across the political spectrum and also the support of the majority of the American people. Calhoun "It is harder to preserve than to obtain liberty" Omar khayyam "Be happy for this moment. The lyrics frequently draw on quotes from the real Keating and other political figures, particularly in "On The Floor" which contains numerous verbatim quotes from Keating's debates with Hewson. This moment is your life. In a rock ballad, vaguely in the style of Queen , he sings of his desolation before resolving to challenge for the Prime Ministership "I Remember Kirribilli".

22.02.2018 1

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Pray for a chicken pox vaccine. Puberty was hell for you too. These are data files designed for input into a database or spreadsheet program, so they probably won't make much sense when seen on your screen. If they grow up to be lawyers, don't take the blame. Remind them when it's your silver anniversary. We accept donations, which are primarily used to support acquistion of materials vital to our collection and proofing of historical data.

22.02.2018 1

Funny pawn shop jokes


The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. A keen eyed detective noticed tobacco juice stains on some papers that had been ransacked at an insurance office where a burglary had occurred. Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. Wasn't Thinking The police responded to an alarm at an elementary school. But he forgot to get dressed first. Forty-three percent of all Americans say that illegal immigration is a serious problem. The man quickly responds, "the attorney's".

22.02.2018 1

Fishing bloopers funny


This can be as simple as a sound effect being mistimed or a microphone not working properly, but frequently involves doorknobs and doors not working or breaking, props and sets being improperly prepared, as well as props working in ways they should not work. The makers of another computer-animated film, Final Fantasy: However, this blooper is rarely seen in recent films most productions enforce 'no cellphone' rules while on-set but commonly used in fake bloopers for animations. This recording was first made available to the public by Kermit Schaefer in Volume 1 of his Pardon My Blooper album series for Jubilee Records in the late s. However, the movie Shrek has actual bloopers that were released on DVD.

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